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Health Info

2008-06-18T13:47:00.004+07:00

IMFORMASI KESEHATAN

Kurangi TEH yang kamu konsumsi
Jangan membiasakan memakan roti yang telah dipanggang.
Jaga jarakmu dari telepon genggam DALAM KONDISI DI CHARGE
minum banyak AIR pagi hari, kurangi minum pada malam hari
Jangan meminum kopi DUA KALI satu hari
Kurangi makanan BERMINYAK yang kamu konsumsi
Waktu tidur terbaik dari 10pm pada malam hari ke 6am pagi-pagi
Jangan makan BESAR setelah 5pm
Jangan mengambil alkohol lebih dari satu gelas / cangkir satu hari
Jangan meminum pil dengan air DINGIN
Jangan langsung berbaring setelah minum obat disaat sebelum tidur

tidur KURANG dari 8 jam dapat mempengaruhi kesehatanmu
Orang-orang yang terbiasa tidur sebentar tidak akan mudah menjadi tua

Ketika baterai LOW , jangan menjawab telpon, radiasi yang dihasilkan bisa 1000 kali
Jawab telpon dengan telinga KIRI
Ini akan merusak otakmu secara langsung jika mempergunakan telinga kanan
Jangan mempergunakan headphone / penyuara kuping dalam jangka waktu yang LAMA
Rehatkan telingamu sebentar setelah 1 jam

You Must Read this...!!

2008-06-18T11:53:00.012+07:00

MENGAPA AYAM MENYEBRANG JALAN?

Jawaban menurut:

Guru TK:
Supaya sampai ke ujung jalan.

Plato:
Untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik.

FBI:
Beri saya lima menit dengan ayam itu, saya akan tahu kenapa.

Aristoteles:
Karena merupakan sifat alami dari ayam.

Captain James T. Kirk
Karena dia ingin pergi ke tempat yang belum pernah ia datangi.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
Saya memimpikan suatu dunia yang membebaskan semua ayam menyeberang jalan
tanpa mempertanyakan kenapa.

Machiavelli
Poin pentingnya adalah ayam menyeberang jalan! Siapa yang peduli kenapa!
Akhir dari penyeberangan akan menentukan motivasi ayam itu.

Freud
Fakta bahwa kalian semua begitu peduli pada alasan ayam itu menunjukkan
ketidaknyamanan seksual kalian yang tersembunyi.

George W Bush
Kami tidak peduli kenapa ayam itu menyeberang! Kami cuma ingin tau apakah
ayam itu ada di pihak kami atau tidak, apa dia bersama kami atau melawan
kami. Tidak ada pihak tengah di sini!

Darwin
Ayam telah melalui periode waktu yang luar biasa, telah melalui seleksi
alam dengan cara tertentu dan secara alami tereliminasi dengan menyeberang
jalan.

Einstein
Apakah ayam itu menyeberang jalan atau jalan yang bergerak di bawah ayam
itu, itu semua tergantung pada sudut pandang kita sendiri.

Nelson Mandela
Tidak akan pernah lagi ayam ditanyai kenapa menyeberang jalan! Dia adalah
panutan yang akan saya bela sampai mati!

Thabo Mbeki
Kita harus mencari tahu apakah memang benar ada kolerasi antara ayam dan
jalan.

Mugabe
Setelah sekian lama jalan dikuasai petani kulit putih, ayam miskin yang
tertindas telah menanti terlalu lama agar jalan itu diberikan kepadanya dan
sekarang dia menyeberanginya dengan dorongan ayam-ayam veteran perang. Kami
bertekad mengambil alih jalan tersebut dan memberikannya pada ayam,
sehingga dia bisa menyeberanginya tanpa ketakutan yang diberikan oleh
pemerintahan Inggris yang berjanji akan mereformasi jalan itu. Kami tidak
akan berhenti sampai ayam yang tidak punya jalan itu punya jalan untuk
diseberangi dan punya kemerdekaan untuk menyeberanginya!

Isaac Newton
Semua ayam di bumi ini kan menyeberang jalan secara tegak lurus dalam garis
lurus yang tidak terbatas dalam kecepatan yang seragam, terkecuali jika
ayam berhenti karena ada reaksi yang tidak seimbang dari arah berlawanan.

Miyabi
Ooohh... Aahhh... Mmmhhh... Ohh yeeahh...

Programmer J2EE
Tidak semua ayam dapat menyeberang jalan, maka dari itu perlu adanya
interface untuk ayam yaitu nyeberangable, ayam-ayam yang ingin atau bisa
menyeberang diharuskan untuk mengimplementasikan interface nyebrangable,
jadi di sini sudah jelas terlihat bahwa antara ayam dengan jalan sudah
loosely coupled.

Flasher
Karena pada keyframe tersebut terdapat actionscript yang bertuliskan
perintah 'GoTo And Run' ...

LB Moerdani
Selidiki! Apakah ada unsur subversif?

Sutiyoso
Itu ayam pasti ingin naik busway.

Soeharto
Ayam-ayam mana yang ndak nyebrang, tak gebuk semua! Kalo perlu ya
disukabumikan saja.

Habibie
Ayam menyeberang dikarenakan ada daya tarik gravitasi, dimana terjadi
percepatan yang mengakibatkan sang ayam mengikuti rotasi dan berpindah ke
seberang jalan.

Darwis Triadi
Karena di seberang jalan, angle dan lightingnya lebih bagus.

Nia Dinata
Pasti mau casting '30 Hari Mencari Ayam' ya?

Desi Ratnasari
No comment!

Dhani Ahmad
Asal ayam itu mau poligami, saya rasa gak ada masalah mau nyebrang kemana
juga...

Julia Perez
Memangnya kenapa kalo ayam itu menyeberang jalan? Karena sang jantan ada disana ! Daripada sang betina sendirian di seberang sini, yaaaaaaaaahhh dia kesanalahh.. . Cape khan pake alat bantu terus?

Roy Marten
Ayam itu khan hanya binatang biasa, pasti bisa khilaf.. (sambil
sesenggukan) .

Butet Kartaredjasa
Lha ya jelas untuk menghindari grebekan kamtib to?

Roy Suryo
Kalo diliat dari metadatanya, itu ayam asli.

Mega Karti
Ayamnya pasti ayam wong cilik. Dia jalan kaki toh?

Harmoko
Berdasarkan petunjuk presiden.

and the best answer is..........

Gus Dur :
"Kenapa ayam nyebrang jalan? Ngapain dipikirin? Gitu aja kok repot!
Bukannya kerja tapi malah baca ginian..."

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JANGAN SEMBARANGAN TARUH FOTO (KASIH FOTO KE ORANG YANG TIDAK KITA KENAL),
KARENA FOTO ANDA AKAN DI TARUH DI INTERNET OLEH ORANG YANG TIDAK BERTANGGUNG JAWAB!!!
WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH,
INGIN TAU KENAPA ?
INILAH ALASANNYA

And devolves from there...

Bang SMS siapa ini bang .... bang isinya pake sayang2..

WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH - WASPADALAH

Friendship

2008-05-11T20:08:00.005+07:00

Friendship Is The Only Thing
In The World Concerning
The Usefulness
Of Which
All Mankind
Are Agreed...

Some Friends Forget...Some Move Away...Some Keep Silent...Some Just Change...But I Am Not One Of Them...I Remember My Friends Just For Two Moments..."Now & Forever"

If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

friendship is like a relationship between hand and eyes
when hands gets hurt eyes cries
and when they cry hands wipes its tears

If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

Eyes r Parents..Heart is Lover..Brain is Teacher...Brothers & Sisters are Fingures...But A Loving Friend Is Blood...So Always Keep Flowing Regularly...

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart..

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

Special For You

2008-05-11T19:44:00.012+07:00

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place..

A special smile a special face...a special someone i cant replace...i luv you i always will... you've filled a space no one can fill...!

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1...

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life

Love

2008-05-11T19:28:00.008+07:00

Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

who said i am missing you,i do not.who said i cant live without you,i am breathing.who said i cried for you,i have wiped my tears.who said the above lines are true.i am lying cos the one who said i am in love doesnt know i am blind in it...

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream i dream

I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love when u exist?

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love...

There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

don't be afraid 2 say "i love u" to the one you love... for when your ready it might be to late... the one you love may have found the comfort of hearinq it from someone else..

If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.

God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other.

Should i be happy that were friends?...or sad coz thats all we'll ever be?

Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies...

Dont find love...let love find you...That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!

love is not how u 4get but how u forgive...not how u listen but how u understand...not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on...

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else..

People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become

Tokio Hotel

2008-05-11T18:17:00.016+07:00

Biography :
Tokio Hotel is a German band founded in Magdeburg, Germany in 2001 by guitarist Tom Kaulitz and singer Bill Kaulitz, drummer Gustav Schäfer and bassist Georg Listing. The quartet has scored four number one singles and has released two number one albums in their native Germany, selling nearly 3 million CDs and DVDs there.

After recording an unreleased demo-CD under the name "Devilish" and having their contract with Sony BMG terminated, the band released their first German-language album, Schrei, as Tokio Hotel on Island Records in 2005. Schrei sold more than half a million copies worldwide and spawned four top five singles in both Germany and Austria. In 2007, the band released their second German album Zimmer 483 and their first English album Scream which have combined album sales of over one million copies worldwide and helped win the band their first MTV European Music Award for Best InterAct. The former, Zimmer 483, spawned three top five singles in Germany while the latter, Scream, spawned two singles that reached the top twenty in new territories such as Portugal, Spain and Italy. Their first live album, Zimmer 483 - Live In Europe, was released near the end of 2007. However, while still struggling for success in most English-speaking countries, the band has released an English language version of Ready, Set, Go! in the UK, and are currently enjoying exposure in Canada and the United States.

Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_Hotel

Albums :
September 19, 2005 : Schrei
March 24, 2006 : Schrei - so laut du kannst (re-recording of Schrei)
February 23, 2007 : Zimmer 483
November 30, 2007 : Zimmer 483 - Live In Europe
June 4, 2007 : Scream / Room 483

Singles :
2005 : August 15 Durch Den Monsun Schrei
November 25 Schrei

2006 : March 10 Rette Mich
August 28 Der Letzte Tag

2007 : January 26 Übers Ende der Welt Zimmer 483
April 7 Spring Nicht
May 18 Monsoon Scream
August 27 Ready, Set, Go!
November 16 An Deiner Seite (Ich Bin Da) /By Your Side Zimmer 483 / Scream
December 11 Scream Scream

2008 : April 4 Don't Jump
April 28 Heilig Zimmer 483
Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_Hotel#Albums

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2008-04-23T07:09:00.014+07:00

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2008-04-22T14:35:00.007+07:00

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2008-04-21T16:36:00.001+07:00

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